April242014
8AM

kaiwoladan:

BERLIN FASHION WEEK HERBST/WINTER 2014/15 - Lena Hoschek (part 2)

(Source: slytherns, via lecterings)

7AM
April232014
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

(via everydayaveragepsychopath)

11PM

roachpatrol:

isozyme:

KEEP THOSE JEANS ALIVE

Everybody knows the pain of shopping for a decent pair of jeans, and the even greater pain of losing a really good pair to a hole in the crotch.  Sewing torn denim back together is not a thing that nature intended, because the world is a dark, cruel place.

But I wasn’t gonna stand for that! I’m playing God, I thought. I’m fixing these jeans, and the laws of nature can go fuck themselves. And then it worked.  Here’s how to do it:

  1. Buy some Shoe Goo from your local CVS or something.  It’s pretty cheap and you can glue basically anything with it.  I glue the soles of my shoes back on with this stuff.
  2. Sacrifice some mistake jeans to make a patch, and glue that patch to the inside of your jeans.  Glue it down real good.  Do this in a well-ventilated area because Shoe Goo is toxic stuff until it dries.
  3. Let it cure for 24 hours, and then put your jeans back on and flip God the bird, because you have just performed a miracle.  You have saved your favorite jeans from certain garbage-canning.

One tube of glue is enough to save a lot of jeans, plus some shoes on the side.  The patch holds up pretty well in the washer/dryer, and is only a little stiffer than two layers of denim would be anyway.  Boom.

i threw out a pair of jeans that had worn through right on the butt and to this day i’m still sad

10PM

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

(via everydayaveragepsychopath)

9PM

color-division:

Hannibal + Embrace all the Ships / Brotps  [Part 1]

As you can see I took some…liberties with the ones that didn’t have an “official” name 

(via fuckyeahannibal)

8PM

I go to bed alone, and I wake up alone. Knowing this no longer bothers me.

I’ve made friends with my loneliness. It has showed me how to explore myself. I am still foreign to most of my limbs.

I want you to be happy. Whether it be with someone new, or someone who you told me you never thought of again since I took over the spaces in your head.

I still know the name of the constellation we titled in memory of our love. And even if our passion has burned out, I know that those stars never will.

I can look at a picture of you now without cringing at the thought that you are out there with someone else, learning how to spell their name with your tongue.

The print of your lips will always be a permanent part of my skin. But they were right when they said that a scar like that would be something you would grow so used to, you wouldn’t even remember that it was there.

"Just so you know," - Colleen Brown (via mostlyfiction)

(via giggletoday)

7PM

oceanghosts:

March 31st, 2014

6:54 PM

(Source: oceanghosts, via er-nautica)

6PM

smitethepatriarchy:

therothwoman:

blairellis:

this never gets old

I met the creator of this a month ago and he said he got a lot of hate mail from dudebros who thought that he was a woman complaining about these problems.

Gold.

Bolding mine.

(Source: arrdeearr, via everydayaveragepsychopath)

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